Electronics
Why the iPhone, Though a Cool Gadget, is Ultimately a Joke
Jun 9th
I bought an iPhone about 2 months ago. I had never touched one before, I had never seen anything but some online videos and some information about the phone. My old phone was crap, had no features, couldn’t connect to the internet, and it got shitty reception in the area of my new apartment. So, I knew I had to get a phone. I thought, since I saw refurbished iPhones for $99, I’d pick one up. I like it. I like it a lot. I can do all sorts of things I could never imagine doing with my old phone.
I wanted to go with a Rhapsody-capable phone from Verizon, as I have a Rhapsody music account, and I could listen to my music anywhere. You can do the same thing with the iPhone, but iTunes is crap- when software can turn deleting music into a confusing ordeal in itself, you know you have a loser on your hands. When I sync my phone, videos and songs I deleted before get added back on. It’s an annoyance to go in and uncheck everything you don’t want synced- a nice windows-like folder layout that would, I dunno, simply show the contents of my iPhone’s storage would be MUCH too easy. (ugh)
The iPhone’s application store is nice, and it’s something you can’t get on a lot of phones. People are more apt to create all sorts of applications for this phone as opposed to many others on the market. That’s a plus.
The announcement of the new iPhone today is- well, it’s a joke. It’s an offensive joke that angers me. Steve Jobs is a not only a weird looking turtlenecked geek, he’s also a jackass. What does the new iPhone offer for $800? Well, you can record video now. Well, my $15 phone from before recorded video all day long! It can also send picture messages. My $15 phone could do that as well! They will eventually roll out the 7.2gb network that will more than double the current 3g speed. Okay, fine. But after looking over the reports today, it seems the two biggest changes are the video recording and the MMS. Apple truly has some chutzpah. Jobs and his pals decide- what the hell, let’s release a NEW iPhone, charge $800 for it, and it’ll merely do what the ORIGINAL IPHONE SHOULD HAVE DONE IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!! Are you f’in kidding me turtleneck boy?!
And AT&T is no better. The monthly plans for the iPhone are absurd. I pay nearly $87 for the cheapest plan (450 anytime mins and 5, 000 nights and weekends), with the iPhone you MUST pay for a $30 data plan, and I pay $5 for 200 text messages a month. Yes, you heard that right, text messages, in the eyes of AT&T aren’t considered “data.” You get “unlimited data,” except if the data comes in the form of a text message. Even though a text message is NOTHING BUT DATA! Yes, it is, indeed, a lowlife move that is meant to do one thing- rip the consumer off. Unlimited texting for the iPhone through AT&T is $20 a month. That means their cheapest plan with the least amount of mins, the data, and the unlimited texting will run you nearly $100 a month. Imagine if you talked on the phone a lot and were forced into paying $20-40 more per month for more minutes. $140 a month for a cell phone? Ridiculous. Especially since bandwidth and cellular network prices are going down overall!
Like I said, I like my iPhone. But, I don’t doubt I’d also like any number of other phones out there. Apple is, for the most part, clueless…which is why they will never have the market share that Microsoft, for example, enjoys. Try buying a mac laptop…when you realize you can buy any number of MS-based laptops for $500 yet a macbook will cost you three times as much, you get an idea why Apple will never come close to MS. Who wants to pay three times as much for basically the same thing just to have the desktop completely backwards? Wanna close a window? Forget clicking one X, this is a mac, you’ve gotta do ten things from left to right to get it closed! Aren’t we Apple guys clever? (ick)
So, is the iPhone utlimately a great phone? I’d say, ‘no.’ It’s a good phone, but if it takes 3 tries just to get the basics right (basics that even free phones have built in), you’re either dealing with a product that isn’t all it’s cracked up to be or pure greed on the part of a confused company that tries so desperately to be “different.” Or maybe it’s a bit of both. Maybe I’m the idiot for buying an iPhone to begin with?
Dealing With Dummies
Jun 12th
I swear, it’s so annoying dealing with dumb people or dumb situations. I’m sitting here TRYING to watch Fear Itself on the local NBC affiliate’s HD feed, but I’m getting piexlation every few seconds, and the audio is completely dropping out every time it happens. I rebooted my box, but that didn’t help anything (and it usually doesn’t), and I can’t even watch this stuff it’s tiling so bad and I’m losing every other syllable.
I’ve had issues with my HD channels before, so many problems that they had to come out and install a brand new line to my place due to such a weak signal coming in. I call the cable company, explain to the woman who answers that I’m having digital breakup in my signal, I’ve had this problem before, it’s only on the HD channels so far as I can tell, and I already tried to reboot my box and that didn’t do anything.
I should mention that I was recording Fear Itself and Swington to the DVR at this time.
The first thing the lady does? She sends my box the signal to reboot it! So, there go my two shows I was recording and wanting to watch (Swingtown was fine, no issued with CBS tonight). She tells me to tune to an HD channel and see if it’s okay. I tell her the first channel I can think of is Universal HD, but I was having issues with NBC. Universal is fine, but I will need to check NBC…
“Okay sir, glad that solved your problem, thanks for calling Insight.” I don’t have the energy to stop her, beause seriously- why bother? She’ll just tell me they’ll send a tech out to look at the issue, and the only available time slots are before 3PM a week from now during the week. I will tell her I work days during the week, and that no one is here to let him in. She’ll say they have a spot a month out after 5PM. He’ll come out and reboot the box, check the signal with a meter, see it’s low, then he’ll tell me he has to call in an order with a line tech and that’ll be another week wait. Meanwhile, they give me a 2% discount for my troubles, I have no HD TV for a month, and the problem comes back in a month.
Why not just listen to me when I say I rebooted the box and it didn’t help? I wonder why they even have a technical question option when you call them, as I’m pretty sure they send you to the same exact person no matter which option you choose. The billing specialist who has been trained to say “let’s reboot your box” isn’t going to help me, and it’s surely not tech support by any definition!
No wonder cable TV companies score so low on customer satisfaction surveys.
That and some idiot spilled coke all over my keyboard (it seems), and now the arrow buttons and the number keys stick. Ugh.
The lightbulb burned out and I don’t want to go out to get another pack of bulbs, so reading more of Kevin Smith’s My Boring Ass Life is out of the question for now…
I’m off to watch Hawaii Oslo on DVD from the library…
20 Questions Game- FREAKYYYYYY
Feb 16th
A guy at work told me about these handheld electronic 20 questions games, and he says it can guess what you’re thinking of even if it makes no sense…and it can do it within 20 questions. Sorta creepy. I found an online version here.
I was weirded out that it guessed I was thinking of Charlie from Lost…tho, I guess when it says “island” and “music” it’s sort of obvious…but still, how did it even get to Lost in so few questions??
Q19. I am guessing that it is Charlie Pace?
Right, Wrong, Close
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18. Are you female? No.
Are you an action/adventure? Unknown.
Do you involve someone’s death? Unknown.
17. Are you on cable T.V.? No.
16. Do you involve music? Yes.
Are you a sex symbol? Unknown.
Have you ever been in jail? Unknown.
15. Do you involve criminals? Yes.
Are you tall? Unknown.
Are you short? Unknown.
14. Are you quirky? Irrelevant.
Do you perform your own stunts? Unknown.
13. Are you American? No.
Are you in movies? Unknown.
12. Do you have special powers? No.
11. Are you about an island? Yes.
10. Are you a relatively young actor? Yes.
9. Do you have dark hair? No.
8. Are you about family life? No.
7. Are you violent? Sometimes.
6. Can you fly? No.
5. Do you involve someone who is on the run? Sometimes.
4. Are you a drama? Sometimes.
3. Were you originally a half hour TV show? No.
2. Are you still on the air? Yes.
1. It is classified as Person.
The Magic of Touching Up a Photo
Nov 20th
Here is a page full of pictures that have been touched up. Some of these will blow you away.
Reminds me of a few books I saw once while browsing at Barnes and Noble with before and after pics of women before they were done up with makeup and after…some of these women were downright ugly- painfully ugly, some of them…but, you add some makeup and a good stylist does some work with the hair and all, and BAM- a totally new person.
The Sheer Absurdity of the iPhone
Jul 4th
The iPhone. Oh my gosh, it’s here, it’s here! The hype on this thing is astounding.

I personally think it’s all pretty absurd. A phone for $600?! Does any normal person on the planet need a phone that costs $600 simply because it has a small hard drive ipod built in (as long as you have the $100 contract active!) and a touch screen?
There were people camped outside the AT&T store the day it came out to get their phone! Some local guy who basically begs for publicity started his ‘camp out’ at 6AM while the store was open (the store was open until 6PM, when they closed to ready the stuff, then reopened into the night.) Can I offer you a life, sir?
From what I’m reading, it will cost nearly $100 to replace the battery if you need to (you have to send it to Apple and pay a large fee and shipping charges.) Sounds good for the phone that is over half a grand!
Seems you also have to backup all of your data before shipping it out to Apple. Heaven forbid the $600 phone actually backup the data itself! That and all of this means you will be without a phone for 3-5 days! Wait, where’s my $600 phone?
I should mention, my phone (the samsung t-509) works just fine. It makes calls, sends texts, has various ringtones, alarms, calendar options, net access, a camera, a voice recorder, etc. It was free with my 1 year contract. The phone plan with unlimited nights and weekends, unlimited calling within my 5faves, and 400 monthly text messages is $50. That is too much for what you get in my view to begin with. Net access is an extra $20 a month, I think. Pricey in my book, but nothing close to what you will pay for the iPhone for some added, and somewhat useless bonus features.
Then there’s the cancellation fee of $185 according to the Boston Globe.
The top tier plan, from what I can figure from researching the issue, is $220. The complaint many seem to have with this is that even at this price, you don’t get unlimited text messaging. You pay $220 for unlimted internet and phone, but only 200 text messages! For extra texts, you have to pay at least $20 for only 200 more messages. $40 more a month for unlimited. Unlimited texting from tmobile is $15, just to compare.

If you wanted an internet PC, this might make sense. Well, probably not even then…as my cable connection running at over 10Mbps download is only $39 a month! Even after the higher price- you have to deal with the issue that iPhone runs on the EDGE network. It’s old, and it’s very slow.

Here are some complaints from various media outlets who say using the iPhone to get online makes them yearn for a dial up connection!
When it comes to basic features, the iPhone is missing some rudimentary options. You cannot even send pictures via texting. This has to be done via E-Mail. Remember, this is a $600 phone that can’t do with most free phones (free with a 1 yr contract) can do with ease.
I’m just not seeing the appeal here. At all.
Now, I’m all for new tech. I’m all for new features added to old tech that can make things better and easier or both. I don’t see how the iPhone can do that…and especially not at this absurd price. The phone itself costs way too much. The plans cost way too much. The internet speed (which is the only thing this phone seems really good at- connecting to the net in a nice format with unlimited data) is slow as a snail.
Hopefully most people will have the sense to blow past the hype and wait for a device that doesn’t literally cost an arm and a leg. I’m sure Apple will take body parts in lieu of payment, right?
HERE ARE MORE ISSUES from the site engadgetmobile
The mobile version of OS X or whatever it is the iPhone runs takes up 700MB of the device’s capacity. Damn son!
There’s no way to cut, copy, or paste text! WHOA! Big, big mistake.
No A2DP support. That, friends, is such a huge bummer right there.
Sorry, music can’t be used as a ringtone — even if it’s just a raw MP3. No additional ringtones will be sold at launch.
Adobe Flash support is officially out. It’s just not in the browser. Neither is there any other kind of embedded video support. Sorry everybody, that’s that.
It will take snaps, but won’t record video. How can Apple love YouTube as much as it does and not realize cellphone-shot movies make up a sizeable chunk of the crazy crap you find on there?
Cool Cell Phone Tricks, Tips, Sites, and Services
Jun 16th
I was searching for free software that would allow me to do voice posts from a phone to my website ‘blog’ (wordpress). I never found that software yet, but I did find this page here that lists a number of cool cell phone tricks, services, and more. There’s a service that you can use to identify songs you hear- just put the cell phone up to the speakers for 15 seconds of the song and for $3.99 a month you can get the title and artist of most any song you want. This site is called 411 Song. I tested it out (the 1st song ID is free), and it worked. I just hit play on EVERYTHING from Michael Buble, it sent me a text a min or so later telling me the song name and artist, tho it only said “Michael Bubl” without the “e” at the end there.
I also found Jott which allows you to call in voice reminders to yourself. It will translate the voice to text and E-Mail you the reminder/thought/note of interest, etc. Interesting idea, especially for me, because I always want to remember things but never have a good way to do so outside of texting myself which is a pain (and quite slow for the most part.) It looks like Jott might be free, but I haven’t tested it out yet or finished signing up, so I’m not positive.
Might try to find some other cool items and list them here later if I find any of value…
ONE THING I might mention. Personally, I find the net and the massive influx of info. in the past decade or so very confusing. Well, confusing in the sense that- in some aspects, there’s an overflow of information. I have probably (literally) 20+ E-Mail addresses, all that serve different functions sometimes…I have accounts at every site on earth (most I forget about and hardly use.) I get so many newsletters, spam, alerts, news notices, and so much more in Hotmail (my main E-Mail account) that I have over 16, 000 messages that I can never seem to make my way through. So…maybe all of this stuff isn’t making things easier. I’ll keep using most of it though. What other choice is there really?
Logitech Harmony 880 Remote
May 1st
I noticed Wal Mart has one of the Logitech Harmony remote controls. The model I saw was the 520 and runs right below 100 bucks. The reviews aren’t the best, so I went searching for a better model. I found the Harmony 880. It has a color screen and a docking station that recharges the batteries. Good thing, as the other models have no docking station, and you’d go through batteries all the time.
I have many components in my home theatre- too many in fact…I still need to get a multi-port HDMI/TOS LINK, so I have more inputs. I’m sort of in the stage where I’m having to remove one wire and plug it into something else every now and then. That’s always a pain.
Unfortunately, the price tag is a little high. I’m not sure I want to spend nearly $230 on a remote control- even though I have 7 remotes sitting on my table right next to me, and they’re starting to take over the room!

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